Twitter Suffers Severe Water Damage From Liberal's Tears

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Twitter Suffers Severe Water Damage From Liberal's Tears Apr 16, 2022 12:38:29 GMT Henry likes this

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Post by Pete on Apr 16, 2022 12:38:29 GMT

Twitter headquarters has sustained extensive water damage following Elon Musk's $43 billion bid to buy out the company. Early reports indicate that the source of the water is the tears of the company's liberal employees who are devastated at the news.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I refuse to work for Elon Musk!" screamed Evie Mandrake (they/them) falling to her knees, tearing at her clothes, and sobbing uncontrollably. "He can't keep getting away with this! We can't let him allow free speech!"

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Henry God Make Every Day The Best Day Posts: 2,606	Twitter Suffers Severe Water Damage From Liberal's Tears Apr 16, 2022 19:21:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Henry on Apr 16, 2022 19:21:48 GMT If i read right the Poison pill deal is one of the reasons Elon refused the seat at the table.
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Pete Administrator Posts: 8,423	Twitter Suffers Severe Water Damage From Liberal's Tears Apr 16, 2022 22:37:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pete on Apr 16, 2022 22:37:17 GMT Yeah, Twitter is trying to stop Musk. But he's said he has foreseen that & has a 'Plan B'. And Twitter shareholders are protesting that they were prohibited from voting on his buyout.
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Twitter Suffers Severe Water Damage From Liberal's Tears

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