Post by Pete on Mar 14, 2023 11:56:51 GMT
A local man charged with preventing a third world war was tragically foiled by a set of stairs this week, sources say.
The man, later identified as President Joe Biden, then angrily grabbed his shin and proceeded to threaten nuclear war, which experts confirm is the exact opposite of what he is supposed to do.
Onlookers rushed to aid the flailing old man — who was the last best hope for human civilization — but were dismayed when he fell again and then called everyone around him fat.
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The man, later identified as President Joe Biden, then angrily grabbed his shin and proceeded to threaten nuclear war, which experts confirm is the exact opposite of what he is supposed to do.
Onlookers rushed to aid the flailing old man — who was the last best hope for human civilization — but were dismayed when he fell again and then called everyone around him fat.
Article Here